The best UPS employee that ever lived.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Integrity, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. Integrity

    Integrity Binge Poster

    For discussion:

    In my opinion the best UPS employee that ever lived would seek to follow UPS policy in every act he or she took on behalf of the company.

    In your opinion; What would the best UPS employee that ever lived look like?

  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    ​Jim Casey
  3. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I think you meant to say its "IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4u" Jim Casey didnt have to put up with this bullcrap and Telematics!
  4. jaker

    jaker trolling

    ​I imagine that would be you
  5. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    I would comment on best driver.

    A driver that takes his mandated one hour lunch. Doesn't set up his truck. Does not run and gun, but isn't a milker. Has a 0/0 career. Doesn't care if he runs under or over, but usually is anywhere between scratch and 1hour over. Never is in the office. Never in the gossip. Goes to the gym on a regular basis. Attends the union meetings. Never gets :censored2: and throwing packages in a heated melt down. Shrugs off most of the BS. Usually smiles. Pretty much flies under the radar. And retires in good shape not needing surgery or hip/knee replacement.

    There is one guy in my center who this describes. Set to retire by the end of the year.
  6. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    casey would be walked out of todays ups.
  7. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    The man in my mirror.
  8. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    The man who would take out Integrity at about 800 meters. He'd never see it coming.
  10. Gumby

    Gumby *

    come on!...your taking the fun out of it ! I know a really badass girl scout that can take him!
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Without a doubt the best is Upstate!
  12. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Did I misread this thread? Did it say best driver? or biggest pain in my rear door center?
  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Dave is the best driver that Summers Eve ever sponsered!! Lol
  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Good one!.....well said!
  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Credit where credit is was your line, sir. I just made it funnier! Lol :bow:
  16. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Ill let you slide.....................this time!
  17. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    i'll slide something.....
  18. jaker

    jaker trolling

    And does not give to United way

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    These days, I am my own charity.
  20. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Open wide and