THE official “What can management screw up today?” Thread

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brown Biscuit, Oct 30, 2019.

  1. Brown Biscuit

    Brown Biscuit Blind every day

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    Well today I have an 8 hour day approved and I walk into this :censored2: show. Not sure why I was surprised. Thanks for taking over 250 packages for me buddy.
     
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  2. UnconTROLLed

    UnconTROLLed perfection

    did you work ~8?
     
  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    The computer said that's a 6.5 hour dispatch. Whats the problem?
     
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  4. Brown Biscuit

    Brown Biscuit Blind every day

    Just got to my car I’m out of this Bit**
     
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  5. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    The old eight hour request. Often granted, rarely honored.
     
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  6. Star B

    Star B White Lightening

    i'm still seeing 0s in that report. that's what they helped you with.
     
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  7. Kanovic

    Kanovic My job is fun

    I had one Friday. I was heaviest Friday then most of the week. Ended up getting two grievances on Monday from me. One for 3rd day over 9.5 and 8hr. Idiots they are.
     
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  8. JustDeliverIt

    JustDeliverIt Active Member

    I believe the correct answer is: Everything, on a daily basis.
     
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  9. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    Just stocked up on my 2019 peak supplies! road flares , emergency fire starters, headlight , flashlight , emergency flare that shoots into the sky, emergency heat blanket , dozens of batteries , don’t forget Red Bull and pain killers!
     
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  10. Elmo.goes.to.prom

    Elmo.goes.to.prom Active Member

    No jerky?


     
  11. OKLABob

    OKLABob Active Member

    46 FDL 0 RDC... makes sense.
     
  12. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Don't discriminate against blind preloaders

    If they made something RDC, the loader might have stacked it out. And we all know we can't have that.
     
  13. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    Preload was a :censored2: show again today.
    Trucks blown the :censored2: out.
    One hour into the shift I told the sup that :censored2: ain't gonna fit and he just looked at me like he hated me.
    Shrugged my shoulders and kept loading.
    3 hours later the entire area is stacked out with oversized and bulk, egress a distant memory. Stepping over and on boxes. Tripping every 15 seconds. Everyone pretends it isn't happening. Finally around 8:50 he comes over and tells me to start taking stuff off they are gonna add a few more routes. Yeah no :censored2:. Thanks for doubling my work, dumb az. Now I get to unload while I load. Fun.

    If I can come in, take one look at the load sheet, and tell it isn't gonna fit, why can't the glorious dispatch supervisor?

    How many mattresses and generators do they think can fit on a UPS truck???

    Absolutely delusional.
    And every time it's the same reaction - just ignore it and pretend it isn't happening until the stack out is so bad they are forced to accept reality.
    I'm so tired of these dream world load charts.
    Then when everything falls apart sup starts acting like I'm the bad guy for not being able to work miracles. Bringing another preloader to my area to help and then exclusively talking to him about the situation like he's the clean-up crew while acting like I'm not even there. :censored2: you buddy.
     
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  14. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    Our preload doesn't even get load sheets. PDS is too busy shopping online. Supervisor is a total waste of oxygen.
     
  15. OKLABob

    OKLABob Active Member

    Made my day..
     
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  16. OKLABob

    OKLABob Active Member

    Our preload hasn’t had us wrapped up at 9 like we are supposed to in probably 6 months. Scheduled start time is 9:15 except for Tuesday’s we start at 9:30 and half the time we don’t get out till after 9:30 everyday.
     
  17. OKLABob

    OKLABob Active Member

    Air is still committed as well.
     
  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Never trust them. Save your sick days and call in days like this
     
  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  20. Justaloader

    Justaloader Member

    How can you call in sick when you are already in the building looking at the cluster:censored2: of a load sheet?