OK so far we got this
The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight
Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts!
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and a dozen of freshly grilled fully stuffed brats.
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Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?".
my ladys in the bath putting myrr and and lilac soap on her...