The UPS Driver's Air Creed

[Analbumcover]

On my way out to deliver EAMs, I noticed a stack of papers near Orion check-in titled "The Driver's Creed." On it was a list of Golden Rules related to airs that included small morsels of advice such as."

"I will always set-up my air stops before I leave the building" and
"I will never miss a bulk air stop and I will never leave my customers waiting"

It ended with a real winner: "I will ALWAYS remember to put the "S" in UPS- SERVICE."

At the bottom was a blank for your signature and date. My preload sup asked if I was going to sign it. I replied "not until they come up with an EAM Driver's Creed."

Anyone else encountered one of these in your center? The entire thing was written as if for a pack of preschoolers. Maybe my center just blows at air deliveries.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't ing sign anything
Period!

 

[Catatonic]

Don't ing sign anything
Period!

Can they put an 'X' like you do?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Can they put an 'X' like you do?

RTS

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

RTS

Refused to sign

No third party agreements.

 

[Returntosender]

Refused to sign

No third party agreements.

The proper way is "refused to sign under duress "

 

[brownmonster]

No mention of the company taking away 1/2 to one hour of our air delivery time in the last 10 years.

 

[rod]

We had a real suck-up brow-noser where I worked. If they wanted us to sign something like that the majority of the guys would sign his name.

 

[sailfish]

Never miss a bulk air stop? What the hell does that mean?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Never miss a bulk air stop? What the hell does that mean?

An air stop that has multiple airs.

 

[sailfish]

An air stop that has multiple airs.

Don't miss it? Well no . @TearsInRain did you write this creed?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't miss it? Well no . @TearsInRain did you write this creed?

For example. It's 7:48 you have to early am stops. You can make both of them on time. One stop has 3 packages and the other stop has one. You deliver the stop that has 3 packages.

 

[Bonbon]

For example. It's 7:48 you have to early am stops. You can make both of them on time. One stop has 3 packages and the other stop has one. You deliver the stop that has 3 packages.

Doesn't matter...cuz in all reality it's 7:48 and you're just hitting the road. Everything late.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Doesn't matter...cuz in all reality it's 7:48 and you're just hitting the road. Everything late.

Unfortunately that does happen.

 

[sailfish]

For example. It's 7:48 you have to early am stops. You can make both of them on time. One stop has 3 packages and the other stop has one. You deliver the stop that has 3 packages.

If you can make both anyway I don't see what advantage that serves but alright.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

If you can make both anyway I don't see what advantage that serves but alright.

Go to your room. No sassing.

 

[sailfish]

Go to your room. No sassing.

Such severe punishment. Oh no.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Such severe punishment. Oh no.

And no internet!

 

[sailfish]

And no internet!

I still got it figured out, bruh.

 

[Wally]

Late air? Who cares?