Anonymous 10
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Let's quit feeding the troll.
The UPS Policy Book: Have you read it??????
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Indecisi0n
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Anonymous 10
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This is hilarious
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splozi
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This thread needs some more comedy.
The drunk in the cathedral
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
The drunk in the cathedral
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
moreluck
golden ticket member
Is that a new record? OMG !!
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
Many years ago I was cleaning out my garage and three Jehovah Witnesses came up the driveway and asked if they could speak with me. Replied that I was busy cleaning but if they cared to help I would be more than happy to listen to what they had to say. The four of us spent the next 45 minutes working in the garage while we debated my damnation. They asked if they could come back another time after I had thought about what they had to say. I replied that the following weekend I would be washing and waxing the cars and if they came by to help we could speak again.
Anonymous 10
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This thread is officially trashed
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Sorry guys pretty sure I started what led to the damnation of this thread!
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splozi
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Let's all pray for this thread's salvation.
Buck Fifty
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urbina362
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Page 30 "We prohibit Gambling,Holding Raffles, and similar activities on company time or property " unless we the company desire to make ourselves look good will ask you to donate your money for united way , junior diabetes here in Canada, Xmas collections, we will hold raffles or BBQ to raise money for anything that will make our company look better in public. Mr. I, your name implies by itself who you think you are, "I am who I am" spare me your attitude and go back to your desk
Catatonic
Nine Lives
UnconTROLLed
perfection
The most embarrasingly wrong attributes from the policy book:
"we maintain our buildings and fac. for safe and efficient operations"
"we keep our buildings and equipment clean and neat"
"we maintain our buildings and fac. for safe and efficient operations"
"we keep our buildings and equipment clean and neat"
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
What page has the zero tolerance policy on workplace violence?
Anonymous 10
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Whatever happened to the whack job who started this thread. I bet he committed himself to the loney bin.
Integrity
Binge Poster
urbina362,
What attititude have I displayed that has displeased you?
I am not sure I understand.
Have you read the UPS Policy Book?
SIncerely,
I
Integrity
Binge Poster
Jackburton,
This can be found on page 16 of the UPS Code of Business Conduct.
Sincerely,
I
Integrity
Binge Poster
Sleeve_meet_Heart,
Can you please elaborate on this?
Do you feel that this is true?
Sincerely,
I
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