There Will Be Acronyms...

[jaker]

The only possible positive out of riding with an OC is the fact that you'll likely be dispatched with less work. Most OC in this area don't like to work late, especially on the last day of the week.

I wish that was true in my area , my sup lives closer to the routes then the hub so he just rides along for a few hours and then go home early

 

[soberups]

Hmmmm... farmers daughter?rear -ended? beat up bumpers? and acronyms..........sounds like one hell of a porno beginning!!!

Hmmmm....17 years old? Statutory rape? Sounds like one hell of a beginning to my 6-year mandatory minimum sentence as a prison bitch!!!

 

[soberups]

Pack a lunch. Stop miles away from any food source and take your 1 hour lunch.

If its a female sup, I know which porta potties on the route are nasty and full of spiders. I hope she knows how to pee in the woods.

 

[oldngray]

If its a female sup, I know which porta potties on the route are nasty and full of spiders. I hope she knows how to pee in the woods.

I was working outside today and saw a Brown Recluse. Want me to send it to you for female sups?

 

[Covemastah]

Stop at every driveway on every street and tell him you gottah treat driveways like intersections to clear them ,,horn at any one and every thing ,,,make sure they see you ,,,the first time you stop at a light, shut it down secure vehicle get out and tell person behind you,im taking a left in case you didn't see my turn signal (blinkah in boston) This will drive supe absolutely Shizze House !!

 

[Future]

...and a freaking OJS for my ass tomorrow, all because a 17 yr old girl rear-ended me on a busy highway when I slowed down to pull into a driveway. No one got hurt, she was in her daddys 20 yr old POS farm truck that already had a beat up front bumper, and my back bumper wound up with a 1/2" dent that our shop wont even bother fixing. The worst part for me will be spending 10 hours on car getting lectured by and reciting acronyms for a supervisor who wasnt even born when I started doing this job. If I'm lucky, maybe he has plans for tomorrow night and will dispatch me light so that he can get home early.

Well???????? How did it go???

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Well???????? How did it go???

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

 

[Future]

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

Honest to God .....when it was airing new....I never watched.....now i watch all the time....no idea how it passed me by in the beginning

 

[oldngray]

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

A show about nothing. In NY. Who would have guessed?

 

[toonertoo]

...and a freaking OJS for my ass tomorrow, all because a 17 yr old girl rear-ended me on a busy highway when I slowed down to pull into a driveway. No one got hurt, she was in her daddys 20 yr old POS farm truck that already had a beat up front bumper, and my back bumper wound up with a 1/2" dent that our shop wont even bother fixing. The worst part for me will be spending 10 hours on car getting lectured by and reciting acronyms for a supervisor who wasnt even born when I started doing this job. If I'm lucky, maybe he has plans for tomorrow night and will dispatch me light so that he can get home early.

Sounds like a perfect day, follow Orion 100%, pack up the coolie really well, stop under a shade tree, and yes if it is a female, or male the spidery outhouse would have me busting a kidney.

 

[oldngray]

Sounds like a perfect day, follow Orion 100%, pack up the coolie really well, stop under a shade tree, and yes if it is a female, or male the spidery outhouse would have me busting a kidney.

I saw a black widow in an Ohio state park outhouse before.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I saw a black widow in an Ohio state park outhouse before.

Im not gonna even say It.

 

[oldngray]

Im not gonna even say It.

It was a spider. Although it also was a female. You have a dirty mind.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It was a spider. Although it also was a female. You have a dirty mind.

Pot calling the kettle black?

 

[Harry Manback]

The old in and out

Sent using a Potato

 

[Harry Manback]

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

I hope you have a spectacular Independence Day.


Sent using a Potato

 

[cachsux]

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

Posted in a post about nothing.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Posted in a post about nothing.

Nothingness fluff?

 

[pickup]

As usual with Sober it was much ado about nothing. Twenty-seven paragraphs to say nothing. He would have been the perfect writer for Seinfeld which, as we all know, was a show about nothing.

Can you believe it has been 25 years since that show debuted?


Resident know-it-all.

Actually, in the three posts SoberUps has contributed to this thread, they consisted of three paragraphs containing 8 sentences all together.

Sarcastic much?

 

[cachsux]

Actually, in the three posts SoberUps has contributed to this thread, they consisted of three paragraphs containing 8 sentences all together.

Sarcastic much?

Hey, don't nitpick a nitpicker.