There's a joker in every deck

[Anthonysg0113]

The bigger question is. Can you work the next 11 months straight??

And a very viable one!!

 

[Brown_Star]

And a very viable one!!

If my route was in San Diego I could!
Beautiful weather year round

 

[Brown_Star]

Meant to quote onewithedd

 

[brown bomber]

This is where the 1000 mile stare comes in handy.

stair,...once again you fail

 

[a911scanner]

^ Hardly worth even typing anything in response, but I couldn't help myself.

REALLY???

 

[scooby0048]

This is where the 1000 mile stare comes in handy.

stair,...once again you fail

I hate to be that guy but if you are going to mark someone a FAIL....maybe you should not make an ass of yourself twice in attempting to do so.

Stare- something done with your eyes
Stair- something you walk up

Oooops!

 

[watdaflock?]

I have seen drivers on two occasions go off on someone about the merger joke. They were 30 year vets so I'm sure they hit that wall lol.

They should switch to decaffeinated.

 

[olroadbeech]

i told an irate customer to ship fedex if they were not happy with us and of course they called the center about it.

the boss told me i shouldnt tell customers off like that and i told him that i dont take from anybody.

people who treat me with respect get respect back . people who treat me like either get ignored or get crap back if i am in a bad mood.

just to clarify.

i was call backed to the building at around 2 pm and given 5-6 next day letters to deliver that was supposed to be delivered 5-6 hrs before.

they probably thought a women driver would not be given so much flack.

well almost every customer gave me an earfull and i completely understand but there is only so much i can take.

when the 4th customer started in on me was when i blew up and told them to ship elsewhere if they didnt like it.

when i got to the final customer around 4 pm i could see they were not happy and i started off before they had a chance.

i said before they even started yelling if they had a problem to call the center and if i were them i would start shipping some place else.

that was almost the last time i delivered packages. i went into feeder soon after.

 

[arpadjs]

I've heard "Is this a box of money? " so many times it's starting to make me laugh.

I know of company who actually does ship "money" this way (its a large bank) . Unfortunately the money is of the "funny" variety, and by funny I am rather certain their customers are not laughing when they find out they got passed fake notes. Money gets sent to the government for investigation etc.

 

[Lineandinitial]

This is where the 1000 mile stare comes in handy.

It's actually the 1000 YARD stare (sometimes also referred to as the 2000 yard stare).

 

[FilingBluesFL]

stair,...once again you fail

Maybe he's like me and is hoping Dave will fall down a thousand miles of stairs........

Wishful thinking? Too much Optimism?

 

[ikushiikushi]

I say "maybe it's a football and slam it on the floor ".

Lol

 

[8" chub]

Delivery to a restaurant a little before lunch. Guys says "you know we don't like y'all here around lunch rush.." I tell him "I don't like being here, so we're even."

One business asked what happened to the regular driver (hispanic guy) and I told them he got deported.

 

[FilingBluesFL]

Delivery to a restaurant a little before lunch. Guys says "you know we don't like y'all here around lunch rush.." I tell him "I don't like being here, so we're even."

One business asked what happened to the regular driver (hispanic guy) and I told them he got deported.

I had one of these happen one time...

"We don't usually sign for deliveries during our lunch rush when we're busy..."

So I looked around, there were two tables of two people seated out of the entire place.

"Well, looks like I'm in luck, the rush hasn't even started."