Big Babooba
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Rumor has it that the first person to reach 50,000 posts wins a new Porsche 911 GT3! Any color you want! I'll take Macadamia Metallic. http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/911/911-gt3/
Rumor has it that the first person to reach 50,000 posts wins a new Porsche 911 GT3! Any color you want! I'll take Macadamia Metallic. http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/911/911-gt3/
And Big, you can hire me to paint the porch.
I delivered to poor houses and learned to appreciate what it was I had.
I delivered to many different locations where others worked as hard or near as hard as I did for a lot less money.
I came from parents that knew what it was to live poor and to miss a meal.
What I learned came from a higher plane of learning then some orientation class.
You my friend are blinded by your hatred for things you can not control. But yet you think going to work and whining like a little girl will somehow make things better.
You my friend have to decide if you want to join an exclusive club of those who approach life with a positive attitude or whether you want to continue wallowing in your self induced dispair.
This thread is in some ways an evaluation of my time here and my philosophies in general. I thank you for your input.
And Big, you can hire me to paint the porch.
Originally Posted by Big BaboobaThat sounds like trouble.
That sounds like trouble.
On the contrary. I believe blonds unfairly get the brunt of all the jokes. This girl had black hair. The dark haired girl was definitely in the dark.
Since you put up the Stereo-type alert!!!, I feel that I must oblige.
For you enjoyment:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Painting the Porch[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]been getting by email lately.."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sorry about that - not![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]David Kevin (time to find myself a slightly damp bath towel)[/FONT]
Why do you hate something only you can control. It is your decision to not take lunch or break. Why? And dont give me the "well I will not get done if I dont" crap. That is not your problem.my only hatred was the days of busting your butt for 10 hrs. without a break(lunch or otherwise) to make it all happen and being told "What happened? You're 10 clicks over...."
I like the racing green metallic!!!!Rumor has it that the first person to reach 50,000 posts wins a new Porsche 911 GT3! Any color you want! I'll take Macadamia Metallic. http://www.porsche.com/usa/models/911/911-gt3/