UPS as a "role model" for safety?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by quad decade guy, Jan 12, 2020.

  1. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I love you, and all the guys like you!
     
  2. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    That sounds like you have to be 21 to be involved.
     
  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Actually, there's a good amount of states that she only needs to be 16 to pontificate. Just sayin'
     
  4. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

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  5. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    They all took a break to contemplate what to get him for his upcoming birthday.Screenshot_20200112-200131_Chrome.jpg
     
  6. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Oh great.
    If they cant hear what you're asking them ot changes everything.

    Pondeficate.
    In the pond?
     
  7. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    @Poop Head have you ever pondeficated doggy style by the pond?
     
  8. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    No. Almost did once, in a nice koi pond, but the homeowner came out to grab the pkg. I rang the bell out of habit
     
  9. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    I believe many businesses admire our regimentation over the years.

    If they only knew that service (pieces and stops per hour) mostly takes place over safety.

    Sounds good. "SAFETY FIRST!".
    Say it really fast over and over and it will rearrange the unbonded ions in the dirt on your windows and mirrors causing the filth to blow off!8f126ff00c7be2c7cfd83f60cf73b944.gif
     
  10. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Ring the bell last fyi.
     
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  11. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

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  12. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Another unhappy seasonal helper?
     
  13. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    I wish I could find a truck that would go over 68.
     
  14. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Stops?
     
  15. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    MPH.
     
  16. 5Cube4Life

    5Cube4Life Member

    Just because employees don't follow UPS safety training and driving training doesn't mean it's not a good system to follow. The Smith System of driving is a very good training to use and follow. Many companies use it, even drivers training classes.
     
  17. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

  18. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    How long have you been on the Safety Committee in your work group???
     
  19. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

  20. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    I hurt my back a few years back on the clock, on a Wednesday.

    One of the safety gerbils actually asked me on Thursday, while I was on TAW with complete restrictions, if I was going to bring in donuts on Friday, since I "ruined it for the rest of Center".
    He got an earful until he retired, several years later.

    ....what a dick.
     
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