Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by wannabeups, Nov 1, 2005.
Does UPS deliver to nudist colonies?
Are you volunteering??
We deliver everywhere.
Nudists are just a bunch of naked people that live closer together. Each UPS man/woman that has been out on the road a while can tell you, you dont have to go there to see naked people. Some even have sex while signing for packages. Been there. Seen it.
Yes they do.
...and the UPS driver MUST disrobe before entering the colony.
That is "jacked up"
Dude, the nudist colony on my route gets packages every day. I know the rules!
And I abide by them.
(And I have no problem with it...)
Anything for the customer..
Still wear your hat though, right? And the keys on the finger? So you are not totally nude!
Isn't anybody going to tell Danny where he can hang those keys and still keep the hands free??
I bet he already knows.....Thats probaly why he is a "favorite"
where does he keep the checks?
Im just guessing, but maybe somewhere on his upper body...I know I could
He doesn't need to take checks. They can swipe their debit/credit card.
You people are quite sick!
I'm sure you've heard the one about the best nudist being the one who could carry the most donuts.... !
"And the keys on the finger?"
And proper footwear. Wouldn't want to twist an ankle!
(I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)
(I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)[/QUOTE]
Thinking big about yourself again huh?
It's a product of the environment he is delivering in.
over nine five . That would be ....Who is the best male nudist? The one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee....and the best female???
the one that can eat the 12th donut!!!!!
You guys are sick, sick, sick. I didn't think UPS would deliver to such a place
Key ring turns it brown. Not attractive. So I use my finger.
But I love you two sweeties anyway!
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