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dannyboy

From the promised LAND
We deliver everywhere.

Nudists are just a bunch of naked people that live closer together. Each UPS man/woman that has been out on the road a while can tell you, you dont have to go there to see naked people. Some even have sex while signing for packages. Been there. Seen it.

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over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Dude, the nudist colony on my route gets packages every day. I know the rules!

And I abide by them.

(And I have no problem with it...)

Anything for the customer..
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
Still wear your hat though, right? And the keys on the finger? So you are not totally nude!

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moreluck

golden ticket member
Isn't anybody going to tell Danny where he can hang those keys and still keep the hands free??
 

toonertoo

Most Awesome Dog
Staff member
Im just guessing, but maybe somewhere on his upper body...I know I could
 
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over9five

Moderator
Staff member
You people are quite sick!

I'm sure you've heard the one about the best nudist being the one who could carry the most donuts.... !
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
"And the keys on the finger?"

And proper footwear. Wouldn't want to twist an ankle!

(I also hold my DIAD strategically. Blocks most of the view)
 

danlin

Well-Known Member
over nine five . That would be ....Who is the best male nudist? The one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee....and the best female???
the one that can eat the 12th donut!!!!!
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
Key ring turns it brown. Not attractive. So I use my finger.

But I love you two sweeties anyway!

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