UPS driver poem

satellitedriver

Moderator
There is a poster named Satellite.
He speaks as if his words were erudite.
Many think he is wrong,
and his opinion too strong.
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Interested on how this limerick will be completed.
PAX
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There once was someone called MoreLuck,
not sure if she ever has driven a truck.
Her recipes were good,
and her qoutes said what they should.
and her food didn't make you upchuck:)
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There is a poster named Satellite.
He speaks as if his words were erudite.
Many think he is wrong,
and his opinion too strong.
But never could he be called uptight
 

upsgrunt

Well-Known Member
There is a poster named Satellite.
He speaks as if his words were erudite.
Many think he is wrong,
and his opinion too strong.
................................... .....

Interested on how this limerick will be completed.
PAX

But I, for one, think he is all right!

You're welcome
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There is a poster named Satellite.
He speaks as if his words were erudite.
Many think he is wrong,
and his opinion too strong,
But he's no longer a bearded troglodyte!:lol:
 

satellitedriver

Moderator
There once was someone called MoreLuck,
not sure if she ever has driven a truck.
Her recipes were good,
and her qoutes said what they should.
I'm not sure if they're stolen or dumb-luck!

There was a poster named Over9Five.
Man is he full of Shuck and Jive,
He thinks on his feet
and his posts are clean and neat.
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Someone finish this.

Anyone else you want me to pick on?
In good fun only.
PAX
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There was a poster named Over9Five.
Man is he full of Shuck and Jive,
He thinks on his feet
and his posts are clean and neat.
And the eyeball shows he's alive !!:wink:
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Now D.S. is a Canuck
A mighty handsome buck.
With 2 cats in the house
There's never a mouse
And Deb brings him all the luck!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Now wkmac posts are mighty long
More than just fancy words in a song.
He's very deep and very bright
To read him takes half the night
And he's very rarely wrong.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Now that Tooner's a gal with spunk
'Til recently drove a piece of junk
A new car she has
Lookin' like smooth jazz
With no parts to go ker-plunk!
 

satellitedriver

Moderator
There once was Upsgrunt.
He always faced to the front.
A sense of humor he shows.
After 21 years he knows.
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As you can tell, I am having fun with this.
Wait till I pick on Diad or Tie.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
There once was Upsgrunt.
He always faced to the front.
A sense of humor he shows.
After 21 years he knows.
That if you can't hit, you bunt!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Tie is a management guy
Trying to make the day fly
But when :censored2: hits the fan
he's the "go to" man
ask him yourself, he won't lie. :)
 
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