One of my customer gave this poem to me; it is by Alice N. Persons. Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man you bring me all the things I order are never in a bad mood always have a jaunty wave as you drive away look good in your brown shorts we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship you're like a cute boyfriend with great legs who always brings me the perfect present (why, it's just what I've always wanted!) and then is considerate enough to go away oh, UPS Man, let's hop in your clean brown truck and elope! ditch your job, I'll ditch mine let's hit the road for Brownsville and tempt each other with all the luscious brown foods- roast beef, dark chocolate, brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies I'll make you my mamma's bourbon pecan pie we'll give all the packages to kind looking strangers live in a cozy wood cabin with a brown dog or two and a black and brown tabby I'm serious, UPS Man. Let's do it. Where do I sign? It always looks better from the other side of the fence, doesn't it?