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moreluck

golden ticket member
Canadians have been buying up homes in the Phoenix area. Maybe they just want to understand the border problem better.
They've spent $88 million picking up 2nd homes to escape the winters in Canada.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Monday April 25th..........

The White House is having the Easter Egg Roll today......don't they know Easter was yesterday ?? :knockedout:
 

hubrat

Squeaky Wheel
Cookie Monster does dough

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hubrat

Squeaky Wheel

"Besides being riddled with a blatant lack of patriotism, and respect for our country, Superman's current creators are belittling the United States as a whole. By denouncing his citizenship, Superman becomes an eerie metaphor for the current economic and power status the country holds worldwide,"Hollywood publicist and GOP activist Angie Meyer told FOX411's Pop Tarts column.

"The current economic and power status the country holds worldwide" is our own doing. 'Bout time some folks are honest about it.

Of course we could ban the issue of Superman and no one would ever know what crappy condition this country is in!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Probably Superman will be Muslim and will shout Allah Akbar before taking off....up, up and away was getting old anyway. Lois Lane will wear a Burka and Jimmy Olsen will be a young camel salesman at Perry White's Used Dromedary lot. The first issue under his new idendity will be called the Revenge of Porky and a huge pig will be the villian.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
A pharmaceutical truck was robbed today. All of the Viagra was stolen, the police have asked the public to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals ...


 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be buying.

He said, "If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods and ammunition are your best bet!"



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