We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

[ajblakejr]

Does this make me look fat?................Which shoes do you like better with this outfit?...................Are you mad at me?..............I hate my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............I have nothing to wear................




Direct quotes from the Missus...

Guilty!!

 

[ajblakejr]

Did you stop loving me?

 

[DS]

I still love him,but I'm not in love "with" him.

 

[bbsam]

I still love him,but I'm not in love "with" him.

Which reminds me of a favorite lyric:
"I swore I would love you 'til the end of time...
So now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
'Cuz if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think I can really survive.
I'll never forsake my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now.
I'm prayin' for the end of time. --Meatloaf

 

[over9five]

You need to contact everyone you've been intimate with......

Oh crap....LOLOLOLOL!!!!

 

[curiousbrain]

[...] Are you mad at me? [...]

That's been known to be a four hour conversation.

 

[over9five]

"Light it! No one ever really blew off their hand with firworks...."

 

[over9five]

"It's too dark!"

"Here's a match so you can see. I'm sure there's gas in it..."

 

[ajblakejr]

Which reminds me of a favorite lyric:
"I swore I would love you 'til the end of time...
So now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
'Cuz if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think I can really survive.
I'll never forsake my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now.
I'm prayin' for the end of time. --Meatloaf

Praying for the end of time...so I can end my time with you.

 

[bbsam]

"It was long ago, it was far away
and so much better than it is today."

 

[iowa boy]

Does this outfit, (pants, dress, shirt, shoes....take your pick), make my butt look big?

 

[curiousbrain]

Mmmm ... this is a tasty burger.

 

[over9five]

"Go 'head, dive in! It's deep enough...."

 

[curiousbrain]

Trust me.

 

[Dizzee]

Seriously, painting this fence is fun...

 

[over9five]

"Hope"

 

[over9five]

"Change"

 

[over9five]

This symbol...

 

[bbsam]

Over, you seem very easily frightened.

 

[moreluck]

This symbol...

We can cure you just as soon as a manufacturer....say of laxatives, comes out with this as its logo.