We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

[ajblakejr]

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away?
And will you make me your wife?

Which reminds me of a favorite lyric:
"I swore I would love you 'til the end of time...
So now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
'Cuz if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think I can really survive.
I'll never forsake my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now.
I'm prayin' for the end of time. --Meatloaf

 

[moreluck]

Hey, you guys are harming the diabetics on site with all that sickening sweetness !!

 

[bbsam]

"Baby we can talk all night,
but that ain't getting us nowhere."

 

[curiousbrain]

Let's just be friends.

 

[bbsam]

"Ok. Can I date your sister."

 

[curiousbrain]

"Ok. Can I date your sister."

What about your sister-in-law? hehe

 

[ajblakejr]

Excuse me, sir....(to a woman)

 

[bbsam]

I guess you'll do. (to the last beer goggle option at a meat market bar)

 

[curiousbrain]

I guess you'll do. (to the last beer goggle option at a meat market bar)

Your HOT! (to the last beer goggle option at a meat market bar)

Fixed that for ya.

 

[bbsam]

Fixed that for ya.

Thank-you. There is the stream of consciousness and then there is the editted version that manifests itself as a pickup line.

 

[over9five]

"Ok. Can I date your sister."

"No? Maybe mine then..."

 

[ajblakejr]

Hun, I made more room in the closet. I tossed all those boxes you had on the floor.

 

[bbsam]

"No? Maybe mine then..."

"I don't care. Which one puts out?"

 

[curiousbrain]

Hun, I made more room in the closet. I tossed all those boxes you had on the floor.

Babe, those were NDA's!

 

[ajblakejr]

Hun, I made more room in the closet. I tossed all those boxes you had on the floor.

And...that box with that old baseball stuff...went to Goodwill.

 

[curiousbrain]

I talked to your Mom today.

 

[ajblakejr]

Hun, I made more room in the closet. I tossed all those boxes you had on the floor.

Babe, those were NDA's!

And...that box with that old baseball stuff...went to Goodwill.

We need to talk.

I dumped all those disgusting mags...you have me you don't need that trash...I just don't understand why you still kept that trash after we married.

 

[ajblakejr]

I talked to your Mom today.

Keep her out of this...

 

[curiousbrain]

Keep her out of this...

Why do you get to make rules and I don't?

New rule: I can make rules, too.

 

[ajblakejr]

Hun, I made more room in the closet. I tossed all those boxes you had on the floor.

Babe, those were NDA's!

And...that box with that old baseball stuff...went to Goodwill.

We need to talk.

I dumped all those disgusting mags...you have me you don't need that trash...I just don't understand why you still kept that trash after we married.

What else have you hidden from me?