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Now, I am going to admit something here that I haven't told too many people. I puked when my daughter was being born. No, not just a little--I am talking projectile. I tried to blame it on the bag of Dorito's that I had just finished but that most certainly was not the reason.
LOL - I have a better one - My wife and I had our first LaMaz (sp) course. First 5 minutes of the first lesson, instructor had us do "kugel" exercises (sp?). For those not familiar, that is where you flex your groin/crotch muscles, or something like that.
I have had kidney / kidney stone problems all my life. Something in my brain related the kugel exercise and the, uh, well, invasive procedures I have had done multiple times before, and I passed out stone cold on the floor.
Spent the rest of the class in the hallway, lying down with a cold cloth on my head.
Or, when my first daughter emerged, commenting on "how beautiful her full head of red hair" was. Figure it out.