What was your last two jobs before UPS?
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OldUPSDriver
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1. Pipefitter at a naval shipyard
2. Apprentice mortician
2. Apprentice mortician
Apprentice mortician
Hey Old, I'll bet you've got some stories to liven up a party !!
Yuck! I got some stories just from delivering to funeral homes.
They don't die all nice and straight. Someone has to straighten those dead, rigor mortised bodies out!
OldUPSDriver
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Well the one I remember the most is the case with a glass eye that the eye lid was stitched open.
The cutest [-]girl[/-] woman used to sign for me at the local funeral home.
Then one day I went in the back looking for her. She was straightening out some naked 93 year old dead guy.
"Never mind, I'll sign for you thanks".
<and you will never have to touch my DIAD again!>
Then one day I went in the back looking for her. She was straightening out some naked 93 year old dead guy.
"Never mind, I'll sign for you thanks".
<and you will never have to touch my DIAD again!>
raceanoncr
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Apprentice mortician
Hey Old, I'll bet you've got some stories to liven up a party !!
Wife now works full time at funeral home. I tell not to bring work home.
stevetheupsguy
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Jennie, you could "aide" me eating lunch, anytime! LOL (Wonder if I can copy and paste this, in the flirting thread.)1. Secretary at insurance company before kids.
2. Stayed home 12 years
3. Lunch Aide at kids school
4. NOW UPS Pre Load
Congrats to having the umph, to be able to do preload.
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and hopefully she'll never have bring someone from home to work.
overallowed
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Mobile home factory (closed 2 years after I turned brown)
Pumped gas (Yea, that was a long time ago)
Pumped gas (Yea, that was a long time ago)
City Driver
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i call bull
how the hell can u be a bus driver in high school
just like the so called 8th grader who worked for UPS
OldUPSDriver
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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Sammie
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...Live in Nanny for eight kids...
Nope, this was six years before Octo Mom was even born....
God, I AM old!!!
...My employer was a divorced college professor with kids ranging from toddlers to teenagers, some of whom were just a couple of years younger than myself. That experience - NOT exactly a piece of cake...
brownmonster
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RockyRogue
Agent of Change
Yeah, I agree. Don't you have to be 18 to get your CDL? With a passenger endorsement, I would imagine its a little older. I have a hard time seeing a company giving a new driver--no experience as a professional driver--a chance on passenger transport as the expense would be huge for insurance alone. -Rocky
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Jennie, you could "aide" me eating lunch, anytime! LOL (Wonder if I can copy and paste this, in the flirting thread.)
Congrats to having the umph, to be able to do preload.
<this is what most look like on pre-load, and thank you for saying I have umph, I think all that work for UPS have 2! 
