Where’s my forklift??

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Jstpeachy, Oct 16, 2019.

  1. Jstpeachy

    Jstpeachy Active Member

    46B7885F-D8B0-40E3-A967-8AD028F9FDE3.jpeg *looks around for “mechanical lift” device*

    Love it! Lol
     
  2. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    Had one of the full size Traeger BBQ’s the other day. Those things are a treat.
     
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  3. UnconTROLLed

    UnconTROLLed perfection

    don't touch, leave area, notify sup

    Many of these freight pcs. (it is freight...)are 10-30% heavier than the labels suggest, leading to over 150s. you can see the actual weight on the package sometimes..a little trick I learned from revenue recovery.
     
  4. Jstpeachy

    Jstpeachy Active Member

    PT sup isn’t amused when I yell well where’s the damn forklift down the line lol this one claimed to be 115 lbs on the shipping label but I call bs.
     
  5. Jstpeachy

    Jstpeachy Active Member

    I especially love the ones strapped with metal straps to a half of a pallet. Good times lol
     
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  6. UnconTROLLed

    UnconTROLLed perfection

    You were probably correct. That's why over 70s should always have team assist, if only because the shippers lie like dogs and ups is only reactive to the scammers.
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I use to roll those :censored2:ers right off the back bumper, BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
     
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  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Flipping end over end works well ;)
     
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  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Yup. Each flip you can hear all the screws bouncing around inside. It's so soothing.
     
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  10. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    How the hell else are you supposed to do it? Nobody home to help. Flip it a couple of times and slide right on the handcart, flip it a couple more times up the 3 steps to the door. I mean seriously, how the hell else are we supposed to get rid of those things??? I’d dr that in the middle of a Compton project. Get out of my life!!!
     
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  11. Justaloader

    Justaloader Active Member

    I'm a fan of the home gyms myself, and entertainment centers. Oh, and should I mention anything that Detroit Axle ships? Box says 20 lbs, yet when it falls off the roller line to the floor of the trailer and the trailer rocks back and forth......makes me think they forgot a zero on the end of that "20".
     
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  12. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Ask for help
     
  13. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    Qvc had a sale on those earlier this year and we saw a bunch of them. Every label said 1lbs!!!
     
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  14. Jstpeachy

    Jstpeachy Active Member

    Ive seen many many 70lb+ boxes that claim to be 4 lbs. how they get away with that I don’t get. You’d think UPS would care about that lost money but nah- they just kick preload out early before sort is done to make up the funds hahaha
     
  15. AwashBwashCwash

    AwashBwashCwash Active Member

    As far as UPS is concerned, you are the forklift.
    I get 140s every single morning.
     
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  16. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    I never moved an over 70 unless I had another Union Employee helping me.
     
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  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Dump and go.
     
  18. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    Yup. Back into the driveway. Roll it right out in front of the garage. And dip. Oh and also crept down the street with no lights on, so they didnt see me coming
     
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  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I coast into the driveway with the package car off in neutral . Sleeper delivery .
     
  20. GenericUsername

    GenericUsername Active Member

    It's cute you're taking it up to the door. Back into the driveway and shove that bitch off the back bumper at the garage. Cya!
     
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