Why does Brown Cafe have so many alleged financial and investment gurus?

[Wally]

 

[Over70irregs]

I like the ones who think that Crypto Crap is a good investment. They will be working UPS into their 80's

Crypto bad…stay away. Bonds

 

[Over70irregs]

Just count your blessings that you stumbled apon a website that has so many dang smart people.

With every knee and back injury we think “there has to be a better way”….

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

I mean . I've never seen such a high concentration anywhere else on the entire internet or in person.

/biz/ ?

 

[Sacrificial Lamb]

Financial Guru Cafe™

 

[rickyb]

I mean . I've never seen such a high concentration anywhere else on the entire internet or in person.

im a love guru

 

[anonymous23456]

im a love guru

How's STD?

 

[burrheadd]

But if you have been married 3 times...well, you know how that goes.

You must be a slow learner

 

[oldngray]

 

[anonymous23456]

You must be a slow learner

Huh? I was not married 3 times...I was making a joke. Take it easy, bellbottom pants wearer!

 

[sailfish]

/biz/ ?

/pol/

 

[burrheadd]

Huh? I was not married 3 times...I was making a joke. Take it easy, bellbottom pants wearer!

Doesent change the fact You seem like a slow learner

 

[anonymous23456]

Doesent change the fact You seem like a slow learner

Not nice making fun of short bus takers in high school!

 

[Analbumcover]

I like the ones who think that Crypto Crap is a good investment. They will be working UPS into their 80's

You sound like my 72 year old-dad. "Don't invest a penny in that weird Joe Biden, space-age funny money!"

 

[Wally]

How much does that chopper cost our Guru's of High Finance?

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

How much does that chopper cost our Guru's of High Finance?

The chopper is a tax write off.

They're leasing it from themselves, so it practically pays for itself.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

Exercise; good insurance for everyone; hours that get your day started early; some pay, too...
Sick\Option days
10 weeks vacation from a PT job
Lotsa perks...

Surprised the Rockefellers aren't working preload or porter.

You can always tell the ones that have little or no money, 'cause they think, "once I get $x,xxx,xxx life will be a rose garden."

 

[sailfish]

10 weeks vacation from a PT job

I'm sorry, what???

 

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The chopper is a tax write off.

They're leasing it from themselves, so it practically pays for itself.

Epic.

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

Because all these old guys think they had a great strategy buying a home before Covid.