X - UPSer

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Mark Johnston, Jun 21, 2019.

  1. Mark Johnston

    Mark Johnston New Member

    Hello ...I was employed at UPS back in the late 80's early 90's . One day stepping out of my pkg car I hung my shirt sleeve on the door latch and torr my shoulder roataiter . Any way long story short I had surgery and about a year later I was accused of flipping the finger at the center mgr's wife and that was the beginning of the end for me. A few years later things started getting strange feelings in my neck and shoulder like little tremors but didn't think much about it and through the years lived with it . For the past 8 or so years things have been hell , I'll spare the details but I had X-rays taken of my shoulder and it seems the screw in my arm is moor than just a screw. I think the company was testing the idea of tracking devices in employes even back then . I'm looking for anyone els who may have had a similar experience .
     
  2. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Why would UPS implant a tracking device in you
     
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  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    :beafraid::tinfoilhatsmile:
     
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  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

  5. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member


    Oh for crying out loud.

    UPS turned you into a borg?
     
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  6. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    You live near area 51?
     
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  8. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    A precursor to the ups app that people think they're tracking everyone with.
     
  9. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Yes. This is very common. Use your own doctor. Never go to the company doctor.
     
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  11. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Moor problems we can't handle. Try the State Department or the Spain Consulate.

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  12. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    You have a screw loose?
     
  13. Wilson1397

    Wilson1397 Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!

    It must be the loose screw that fell out of your head.
     
  14. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

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  15. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    @Awakened the force have I can help you
     
  16. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    What kinda drugs are you on Mark
     
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

    cool story Bro
     
  18. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Ground Control to Major Tom
     
  19. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Isaiah 5:20

  20. Mark Johnston

    Mark Johnston New Member

    I was hopping for some helpful ,or at least intelligente
    Input but thanks anyway.
     
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