You Might Want To Reconsider Cheating With A Married Woman

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wally, Jul 18, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  2. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    its a good thing no oral sex was involved or more body parts would have been removed.
     
  3. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The dude running with junk in hand might have looked a bit strange?
     
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  4. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Years ago my Dad (who knew the gal I was going to meet was married) warned me that something like this could happen. He was a wise man ---------but I never listened to him. A guys "other head" isn't known for being smart. :-)
     
  5. Wrong

    Wrong :))

  6. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    You should of left a note under the toilet seat for him to see when he lifted it.
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Does anyone know if the guy is selling the guys junk ?
     
  8. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    I left him a smiling wife---that was enough.
     
  9. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Do you keep up with the market? What's the going price?
     
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    So many factors come into play here b
     
  11. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj Well-Known Member

    Size , shape , and race are the most important factors within this market. Be aware of those Chinese knock offs, then tend to not delivery what was promised.
     
  12. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    do you try it before you buy it?
     
  13. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    She wanted strange? A possibility?
     
  14. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    Probably cut it off for himself since he apparently didn't have any balls to stand up to his wife about it and hold her accountable. She's no less guilty but he will blame everyone he can but her and will get down on his knees to simp for her. You KNOW she wore the pants in that relationship.
     
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    No less guilty? She is almost to blame entirely. The man had no obligation to this other guy. It was the female that let me :censored2: her . I never understood why guys always went after the other guy when the wife cheated.
     
  16. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    because women are protected by the courts.
     
  17. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Finally a lucid and intelligent response. Excellent, now go back and be the funny guy.
    I'm guessing you've been caught as well?
     
  18. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    How hot was she
     
  19. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    She was a high school sweetheart that wanted to reconnect with me. She instagated it. I was innocent---:-) She was a good looker and about 20 at that time. I wasn't married. We had never done the dirty deed in high school so I suppose curiosity got the best of her. After I was married about 2 or 3 years she called me again one night when my wife was along side of me in bed. I told her I was happily married and wasn't interested in meeting her again. She said if I blew her off this time I would never hear from her again. I said I guess that's the way it has to be and I've never heard from her since.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    So no anal ?