Your UPS Application status is "On File"

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by EliteBuzzy, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. EliteBuzzy

    EliteBuzzy New Member

    Looking for some insight here. Does this mean you are in file and when someone quits its your chance to take up the roll? Is it we are going to put you in limbo before you get hired? Will it be so far in the future like mass effect before I get this job? Stuff like that. Sometimes its good to just let you know, we don't need you. Really wanting this job is killing me.
  2. EliteBuzzy

    EliteBuzzy New Member

    Whats even more painful, is there is no way for me to find the HR Representative to follow up and interrogate, seems like its planned that way.
  3. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    your application is in the trash
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  4. EliteBuzzy

    EliteBuzzy New Member

    Good to know.
  5. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Good God, man. They just don’t need you right now. If your number comes up to be the next piece of meat to move packages, they’ll let you know.

    The Company will never give a :censored2: about you or how you’re feeling, so just relax and find something else to do in the meantime.
  6. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    stowaway on one of the package cars (hide on the 3000 shelf, roof?) . Hop out and load it up the gut. Nobody will question whether or not you work here.

    BSWALKS Almost Honest

    We're going on strike in August. They will probably need you then.
  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    When you applied, did you use that "sensitive" avatar?
  9. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Another Buzzy or maybe two...

  10. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    This thread was recent on the same topic.

    Edit: I was slow to notice, you made the post I linked to.

    Please don't keep making new threads on the same topic. Other posters are going to make more fun of you than I am here.
  11. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Settle down cowboy! I have never seen this company NOT hire someone for preload. You will be back on here in soon enough bitching about what a miserable worthless life UPS has created for you.
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You look like you workout,tell us more.
  13. EliteBuzzy

    EliteBuzzy New Member

    These comments are a fun read. :D
  14. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    How many Selfies did you take before you felt this was the perfect one?
  15. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    I bet he’s a Brian Elliot fan
  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    I’m just glad I haven’t had to see a @Protein Fart selfie lately.
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  17. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    I like to think I've become a little more civilized.
  18. EliteBuzzy

    EliteBuzzy New Member

    Good luck attacking my character, got thick skin. Also this chat amuses me.
  19. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

    It :censored3:ing means your poorly written, useless application is on file. They don't give a :censored3:ck about you, your situation, you life story, your car repairs or child support issues. When called, show up at 3AM and start loading the GD trucks.

  20. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    OMG. If I had to work surrounded by all that I would have a panic attack. Lol.