Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
One time we had a PCM given by some gung-ho rookie with about 4 months of seniority who had just joined the Safety Committee and was on a mission to change the world. He gave us this big elaborate demonstration of the proper way to lift an (empty) box up off the floor, while reciting the 8 keys to lifting and lowering. He then went around to each member of our group, placed a candy bar on the floor in front of us, and told us we could have the candy bar if we demonstrated proper lifting methods for getting it up off of the floor while at the same time accurately reciting the 8 keys. When it was my turn....I simply stepped on the candy bar and squashed it flat into the floor with my boot as I turned and walked away.
Well played. I probably would have said "I'm diabetic" and walked away.
Actually thought was I like candy bars. So I would have told him I've got some OCD issues and that I would need to put the candy bar on the floor. After handing me the candy bar I would have said thank you. That's how you use existing tools. Open and eat.
At least that's how it played out in my head.