Good Quotes

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God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, so that man might love her; foolish, so that she might love him.

 

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older....this crap is not what I expected.

There's nothing like coming home to a loved one and hearing them meow.

 

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I consider 'on time' to be when I get there.

Bitchcraft: The are of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

Askhole: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite.

 

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You cannot be old & wise if you were never young & crazy.

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

I don't have a bucket list, but I have a it list a mile long.

 

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Jesus loves you, but I'm His favorite.

I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass.

Walk a day in my head and you'll completely understand.

Admit it....life would be so boring without me.

 

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You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

Some people are like clouds, once they disappear, it's a beautiful day.

I'm awesome. Don't question it....just deal with it.

 

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I am who I am......your approval isn't needed.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

I could be a morning person if morning happened at noon.

GEEZER: (slang) Not young. Not dead. Somewhere in between.

 

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I'm so busy I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse.

25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope....now we have Obama, no cash & no hope.

(Seen on a sign at the front door) NO SOLICITING...We are too broke to buy anything.....We already know who we are voting for......We have found Jesus.........Seriously, unless you are selling Thin Mints, please go away!

 

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Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair; It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

 

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They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.

 

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"Right now, I'm at work, using the internet....but in my mind, I'm already at home, using the internet." @bridger_w

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." ~Lily Tomlin~

 

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"A cookbook is only as good as its poorest recipe." ~Julia Child~

"It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." ~Frederick Douglas~

"Warning: Everything not saved will be lost." Nintendo WII Quit Screen

"A vote is a great equalizer, but only when it is cast." ~Charles M. Blow~

 

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"If life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving." ~Jerry Seinfeld~

"If your dreams do not scare you, they are not big enough." ~Ellen Johnson Sirleaf~

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice-T ~

 

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are referee.

Most times, how you treat your children is how they grow up to treat you.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

 

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If you don't develop a habit of waking up before the rest of the world, you won't be able to change the world.

The most important thing you have to realize in your life is knowing your self worth and by knowing your self worth you would finally get to know what you deserve. And then you'll be able to work for what you deserve.

Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

 

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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

Your most powerful testimony is how you treat others after the church service is over.

 

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Never despair if you happened not to be at where you wished to be, because you are at where you have to be, even if it’s not where you deserve to be.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.

Shame should be reserved for the things we choose to do, not the circumstances that life puts on us.
– Ann Patchett

 

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The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional to how they perceive veterans of early wars were treated and appreciated by our nation.

We sit around waiting for them to come home, hoping every day that they are okay and that they know how much we love them... our heroes.

Please thank a Vet, their families who sacrifice so much and say a prayer for those that paid the ultimate price.

 

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