Hypnosis At UPS
- Thread starter Bubblehead
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PrivateVoid
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As a visitor... and customer... this thread makes me nervous... but seeing that we need more cowbell I have to wonder if it is humorous or real.
Anonymous 10
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Don't worry about it. We are all precessionals and the best of the best in the small package industry.
Ok, I'll start.
How many times have you read on this site "I hate send agains"?
Why would a driver care?
We don't decide the criteria that makes a package NI, NR, sig req.
Do we actually think that it will make the next day easier?
That somehow our stop count will be lower tomorrow?
You will eliminate send agains
Send agains are a badge of honor!
The more the better.
The discounts on cell phone service are shared throughout the company. Every employee has access to the discounts.
By your logic, it is more cost effective to get a pre-loader to call the customers bright and early in the morning to let them know UPS will be delivering a signature required package sometime between 9am and 9pm. Please be home.
FWIW I usually never answer my cell phone on the first ring, unless its someone I know. If a number comes up in my phone and I don't know it.. it goes straight to VM. I don't have time to play phone tag with a customer. Other people want their stuff too.
Bubblehead
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Cryptic
menotyou
bella amicizia
We are just having fun. Some of us, at least................
UnconTROLLed
perfection
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PrivateVoid
Just a Guest
I am pretty sure all employers would use hypnosis if it meant they could have mindless zombies doing what they were told... Sad thing is America companies are filled with too many spreadsheet managers who tell workers to do stupid things that do not help the bottom line.
Anonymous 10
Guest
Are you tieguy??
menotyou
bella amicizia
God, I hope not.
Anonymous 10
Guest
He always comes back under different names.
menotyou
bella amicizia
And, I can usually sniff him out in three posts or less.
Bubblehead
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Don't get me started on the hoops some of my co-workers jump through as a result of the daily report (we call it the racing form).
Any thoughts?
DS
Fenderbender
We need serious cowbell my privatevoid friend.
We need corporate cowbell.
Micromanaging in the transportation business,is not always the cowbell that makes the song.
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
Bubblehead
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What a lovely collage.
Bubblehead
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How was "safety" never discussed in relation to UPS and hypnosis?
slantnosechevy
Well-Known Member
Safety and overallowed go hand in hand and I'm proud of my milestones in each catagory. Safety secures my job and well being. Overallowed secures service and minimal send agains for the company and it's customers.
