Keep calm....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Dec 9, 2015.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

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  2. tacken

    tacken Active Member

    This is as simple as it gets. They put them in you deliver them.
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If a house has two packages I do one at a time?
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  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Something tells me you can handle multiple packages at once.
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  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    There's a reason God gave me two hands and a mouth....
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  6. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Ok that sounded really weird...
  7. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

  8. You need all 3 for me.
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  9. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    You have additional gentials?
  10. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    What kind of package?
  11. I think he meant something else.
  12. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    You'd probably be better off with 2 mouths and 1 hand...

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    ...and try not to break anything important because there's a good chance I won't be able to do anything about it till the 26th.
  14. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Something tells me he is craving for Halibut.
  15. I'm craving a beer.
  16. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    You don't need to lob them in for him
  17. ChicagosPrimeMinister

    ChicagosPrimeMinister What rhmyes with UPS?

    What the :censored2: did I just walk in on....akwardddd
  18. Geo926

    Geo926 Active Member

  19. Kicked Your Dog

    Kicked Your Dog 22 Year South Cal UPSer

    I know you can handle 4 at a time.
  20. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid