New Slogans

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bubblehead, Jul 15, 2009.

  1. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    Got some suggestions for a new UPS slogan:

    #1. A variation of an oldy: The tightest ship in the shipping industry by default.

    #2. Better late than tomorrow.

    #3. We spin our wheels so you don't have to.


    Anybody have any others to share?
     
  2. some1else

    some1else Active Member

    yes we can! damage an overnight package that much in 10hours!
     
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I'm down with Brown !!!! :peaceful:
     
  4. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    If it's Brown, flush it down.
    Maybe that would be better suited for Fed Ex.
     
  5. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    We promise you world wide express service without a promise it'll make it there on time!
     
  6. overallowed

    overallowed Active Member

    We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes.
     
  7. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Bear with us
     
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Or as Over9Five says,
    "Bare with us."
     
  9. terrymac

    terrymac New Member

    with our sophistcated hub and spoke system, we can now loose your pkg in over 188 countries over night.
     
  10. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    UPS - Michael Jackson isn`t the only one who knows how to handle a package.


    I`m sorry,too soon?
     
  11. foundinload

    foundinload Member

    'reacting swiftly to safety issues for 102 years!'
     
  12. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Hey, we know that we suck, but you got no other choices.
     
  13. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    You ship 'em we rip 'em.
     
  14. upser_J

    upser_J New Member

    We swear, that's how it looked when we picked it up!
     
  15. JustTired

    JustTired free at last.......

    "Time and a half.....it's not just for wages anymore"

    "Turning technology on its' ear"

    "Working harder than we ever have....with no better results"
     
  16. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Use the company your tax dollars are bailing out!"
     
  17. derf3733

    derf3733 Member

    Right turns are leading the way....
     
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    "People first, then packages."
     
  19. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    yeah, too soon, you have to wait at least a month before you speak ill of the dead. :wink2:
     
  20. quebec_driver

    quebec_driver New Member

    Unneccessary Pressure and Stress, for you,