Really bad pickup lines.........

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by serenity now, May 4, 2013.

  1. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    Somebody call the police; this woman just stole my heart
     
  2. Do you want the tour of the brown truck?
     
  3. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    you rolled that one out quite easily........................
     
  4. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    hey baby, if you believe in the hereafter, then you already know what i'm here after
     
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?
     
  6. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    country song lyrics / penalty box for more
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Where does it say "original" ??
     
  8. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    argumentative / extra penalty time
     
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    New submission....



    Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
     
  10. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    we need more players / otherwise, this is gonna start to look bad :happy-very:
     
  11. I wish you was a car...so I could rear end you!
     
  12. ups hero

    ups hero Member

    When I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store. I was on lunch break and heard one coworker ask another coworker if she came here often. I thought I was going to piss my pants laughing. Of course, she comes here often she works here. After the failed attempt, i used it as a joke with her and it worked for me.
     
  13. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    hey baby, you wanna exchange bodily fluids?
     
  14. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Does this rag smell like chloroform?
     
  15. UPS Preloader

    UPS Preloader Active Member

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
     
  16. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    hey baby, sit on my face; I'll guess your weight.
     
  17. Justaname

    Justaname Member

    Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder.
     
  18. Code 82 Approved

    Code 82 Approved Titanium Plus+ Level Member

    My last name is Snow.... your first name is June. Ever wonder what it would be like to have 10" of snow in June?
     
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Hi. I make 32.56 an hour.
     
  20. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    ........ and i know how to deliver a package better than most