Shaving

[Wally]

Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

 

[sailfish]

I was hoping someone would start another shaving thread soon!!! It’s been a while

I used to shave my legs sometimes.

 

[Box Ox]

Shave every day and you will look keen.

No, I want face pubes! Wahhhhhhh!!!

 

[sailfish]

Why does the no facial hair policy not apply towards ups "women"?

Seriously. All these guys who want beards should just tell UPS they identify as masculine-presenting women and threaten to sue for discrimination if they argue otherwise. Problem solved.

 

[Wally]

No, I want face pubes! Wahhhhhhh!!!

That was a line from a old song called "Shaving Cream". Dr Demento played it, if you ever heard of him.

 

[john chesney]

I was hoping someone would start another shaving thread soon!!! It’s been a while

Well since you like this thread I’ll give you my advice. Shave that 70’s bush but leave the ball sack alone. I did my sack and my girlfriend thought it felt to much like an avocado.A big avocado mind you but didn’t like it

 

[Operational needs]

Sad but true.

The ones I’ve seen out of your building are keeping their beards neat at least.

 

[Wally]

 

[john chesney]

I was hoping someone would start another shaving thread soon!!! It’s been a while

On a serious note I did see when they were hiring that they would not discriminate about the hair if it was about religion

 

[john chesney]

The ones I’ve seen out of your building are keeping their beards neat at least.

Wait a minute did I post this about the wrong company? I’m talking about ups there are no beards at ups

 

[Operational needs]

Wait a minute did I post this about the wrong company? I’m talking about ups there are no beards at ups

There are out of his building.

 

[sailfish]

Well since you like this thread I’ll give you my advice. Shave that 70’s bush but leave the ball sack alone. I did my sack and my girlfriend thought it felt to much like an avocado.A big avocado mind you but didn’t like it

Advice noted.

 

[john chesney]

There are out of his building.

Wait a minute hear you mean to tell me I’ve been treated like for 34 years and there are people out here that have been treated good

 

[Jones]

The ones I’ve seen out of your building are keeping their beards neat at least.

You clearly haven't seen the feeder drivers, we got a couple that look like homeless bums.

 

[Operational needs]

Wait a minute hear you mean to tell me I’ve been treated like for 34 years and there are people out here that have been treated good

Lol. You doubted him? He was telling the truth.

 

[john chesney]

Advice noted.

One more important reminder (extremely important) do NOT cut your unit or sack with razor or clippers

 

[Operational needs]

You clearly haven't seen the feeder drivers, we got a couple that look like homeless bums.

No. I haven’t seen any of those. Only the young cuties I’ve seen around. I just want to know the story on the guy with a beard who sounds Eastern European. I think he’s a cover. He looks really nice with his beard. Lol.

 

[john chesney]

Lol. You doubted him? He was telling the truth.

YES I’m shocked I’ve been being bitched at for 34 years fired 3 times about everything and anything. I’m serious

 

[john chesney]

No. I haven’t seen any of those. Only the young cuties I’ve seen around. I just want to know the story on the guy with a beard who sounds Eastern European. I think he’s a cover. He looks really nice with his beard. Lol.

Wtf is going on here are you guys just busting my balls?

 

[Operational needs]

Wtf is going on here are you guys just busting my balls?

Nope. Not at all.