I was glad when the last week was over after dealing with Uncle HoneyBooBoo and her son, baby orca pig vomit. This week is not looking too promising so far... Here's the scenario, 2 stops right next to each other. I cut across the lawn after dropping box at 1st stop. Halfway across, dude comes out and this conversation ensued: Dude: Hey you're on the grass, we don't walk on the grass! Me: Sorry, I was just going to drop this package right next door. Dude: That's fine but you need to get off the grass. Me: No problem sir....(short pause) Wait, you folks don't walk on the grass? Dude: That's what I said. Me: How do you cut it? Dude: WE HIRE PEOPLE! Apparently the grass is greener on Dude's side of the yard since he hires people to levitate across his lawn.