tommorow is DOOMSDAY

[hellfire]

well, here we are,, i expect to see every one of you in hell in the next few days, and i will slap you all,, untill then, drink up heathens!!!!

 

[packageguy]

Nothing will happen, Relax evrything will okay

 

[klein]

Better enjoy your last meal !

 

[superballs63]

Tomorrow is Saturday, and the day following is Sunday. No doomsday to speak of

 

[The Blackadder]

ITs the end of the world as we know it, my question is after the rapture if I am still stuck on earth will UPS still have me out there working though hell on earth. Plus since I assume at least some of my fellow drivers will be gone to heaven will I have to pick up their slack? Plus if I dont belive in god does the rapture effect me or not? So many questions.

 

[over9five]

Plus if I dont belive in god does the rapture effect me or not? So many questions.

Don't worry, it won't affect those that believe either.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

ITs the end of the world as we know it, my question is after the rapture if I am still stuck on earth will UPS still have me out there working though hell on earth. Plus since I assume at least some of my fellow drivers will be gone to heaven will I have to pick up their slack? Plus if I dont belive in god does the rapture effect me or not? So many questions.

So little time!

Don't worry, it won't affect those that believe either.

LOL, nice one, I hope you have flame retardant for your eye.

 

[hellfire]

listen you simple folk,, working at ups is like dantes inferno,, we have seen the valley of death.. the real hell would be a cakewalk

 

[klein]

I bought a lottery ticket for tonight - was my last chance on earth to become a millionaire !

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I bought a lottery ticket for tonight - was my last chance on earth to become a millionaire !

I would have thought you would take "your chances", and try to get re-hired, at UPS.

 

[HEFFERNAN]

It may have been a dream but I think there is a 5th horseman that will arrive tomorrow as well !!!! He will be in the form of my center manager riding his Ford Explorer throwing copies of Google maps of my apparent reverse incidents in residential areas. The paper cuts will never heal and I will be overcome with a feeling of discontent.

I've never been a student of the Book of Revelations but anything is possible !

 

[ymelord]

Osama bin Laden here we come save me some virgins

 

[Driveslayer]

I have the pleasure of delivering to ground zero everyday. Just normal people ready for the end. Those are lovebugs on my UPS windshield. It was Doomsday for them when they commited suicide by flying in my path.

 

[Anonymous 10]

well, here we are,, i expect to see every one of you in hell in the next few days, and i will slap you all,, untill then, drink up heathens!!!!

I'm getting my drink on as I speak.

 

[over9five]

Is there a specific time for all this? I'm kinda busy in the morning, so if you can hold off the end of the world till afternoon....

Of course if it happens at midnight tonight, that will blow all my plans.

 

[ymelord]

In heaven there is no beer, anybody know about hell, drinking now myself just in case

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

Matthew 24:36

 

[stevetheupsguy]

I have the pleasure of delivering to ground zero everyday. Just normal people ready for the end. View attachment 5299Those are lovebugs on my UPS windshield. It was Doomsday for them when they commited suicide by flying in my path.

You know you can be charged with an "avoidable accident", for all that stuff on your windshield, dontcha?

 

[over9five]

No Sex in Heaven





Just thought y'all should know

 

[Driveslayer]

I normally wash it every 2 hours, but since the world was coming to a end I figured it did'nt matter. I also figured that since the world is ending I won't get in trouble for posting the pics. I guess either way Im a dead man.