tommorow is DOOMSDAY

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hellfire, May 20, 2011.

  1. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    well, here we are,, i expect to see every one of you in hell in the next few days, and i will slap you all,, untill then, drink up heathens!!!!
     
  2. packageguy

    packageguy Well-Known Member

    Nothing will happen, Relax evrything will okay
     
  3. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Better enjoy your last meal !
     
  4. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    Tomorrow is Saturday, and the day following is Sunday. No doomsday to speak of
     
  5. Somepeoplecallmethestig

    Somepeoplecallmethestig Are you not amused?

    ITs the end of the world as we know it, my question is after the rapture if I am still stuck on earth will UPS still have me out there working though hell on earth. Plus since I assume at least some of my fellow drivers will be gone to heaven will I have to pick up their slack? Plus if I dont belive in god does the rapture effect me or not? So many questions.
     
  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Don't worry, it won't affect those that believe either.
     
  7. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    So little time!

    LOL, nice one, I hope you have flame retardant for your eye.
     
  8. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    listen you simple folk,, working at ups is like dantes inferno,, we have seen the valley of death.. the real hell would be a cakewalk
     
  9. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    I bought a lottery ticket for tonight - was my last chance on earth to become a millionaire ! :)
     
  10. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    I would have thought you would take "your chances", and try to get re-hired, at UPS.
     
  11. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    It may have been a dream but I think there is a 5th horseman that will arrive tomorrow as well !!!! He will be in the form of my center manager riding his Ford Explorer throwing copies of Google maps of my apparent reverse incidents in residential areas. The paper cuts will never heal and I will be overcome with a feeling of discontent.

    I've never been a student of the Book of Revelations but anything is possible ! :devil:
     
  12. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    Osama bin Laden here we come save me some virgins
     
  13. Driveslayer

    Driveslayer Member

    I have the pleasure of delivering to ground zero everyday. Just normal people ready for the end. wyfr 098.jpgThose are lovebugs on my UPS windshield. It was Doomsday for them when they commited suicide by flying in my path.
    wyfr 098.jpg
     
  14. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I'm getting my drink on as I speak.
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Is there a specific time for all this? I'm kinda busy in the morning, so if you can hold off the end of the world till afternoon....

    Of course if it happens at midnight tonight, that will blow all my plans.
     
  16. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    In heaven there is no beer, anybody know about hell, drinking now myself just in case
     
  17. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Active Member

  18. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    You know you can be charged with an "avoidable accident", for all that stuff on your windshield, dontcha?
     
  19. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

  20. Driveslayer

    Driveslayer Member

    I normally wash it every 2 hours, but since the world was coming to a end I figured it did'nt matter. I also figured that since the world is ending I won't get in trouble for posting the pics. I guess either way Im a dead man.