Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by zi2018, Sep 5, 2018.

  1. zi2018

    zi2018 New Member

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    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

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  3. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    Per protocol we will need to see some pics of you if we approve. your request will be passed down the appropriate channels. @burrheadd is the gate keeper so make sure you woo him.
  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  5. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Guy sounds kinda creepy, honestly. You should pursue somebody who doesn’t seem like they might end up trying to hide your body someday.

    Tell him straight up that you think he’s hot and would like a lunch hour with him like any big girl would when she’s hungry for brown.
  6. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    He just wants her organs its fiiiiine
  7. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Joke with him when he asks for your name. Ask if he wants your first name and number too.
  8. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    He keeps asking for your name because he’s trying to work up the nerve to ask you out.
  9. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    "Hey... would you wanna go out sometime?"
  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    HMU we’ll get this sorted out
  11. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    He just stares at me instead of putting it in the device

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  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    You need to make the first move. I know of plenty of drivers that got in trouble for thinking the good looking girl was actually interested in them. Leave no doubt in his mind that your interested, if he’s not, still be cool. It’s easy.
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  14. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

    she probably gots some nice knockers
  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  16. BigBrown87

    BigBrown87 If it’s brown, it’s going down

    Being a route driver back when I was single I had a rule not to date anyone on my route, why you ask? Because if i break up with you and it's not on good terms I dont want to be seeing you while I'm at work. That said you should just ask him out, if he says no then you got your answer. If he says yes please refrain from bringing your Amazon returns on the date for him to bring back for you.
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  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    How fat are you?
  19. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

  20. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Wally don’t :censored2: around with small talk