I like to just pretend I can't hear them. When they start talking on it I just yell out. "UPS" then knock again and say "guess no ones home."Doorbell cameras omfg...
“ummm can you just sign for the envelope for me?”
“I cannot forge your name lady.”
“well I know that! but is there anyway...(while I’m filling out the info notice shaking my head)
I really wanted to say: “just don’t request a sig-if you-want-your-!!!