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Married sex has been described as "I'll get mine you get your-gasm".

The three stages of marriage sex;

"Kitchen sex" occurs early in the marriage, when the couple is so young and horny for each other that they will knock it out on the kitchen table.

"Bedroom sex" happens later in the marriage when the couple is a bit older and more sedate, and the sex is pretty much limited to the bedroom.

"Hallway sex" occurs once the couple has been married for years and they are so sick of one another that they walk by each other in the hallway and say ":censored2: you".
 
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