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I once had a manager tell me I wasn't working hard. I said is that why I'm sweating like I just jacked off in a port a poddy in the middle of July?? He had nothing to say
Rookie runner/gunner trips and falls flat on face on way to PCM. Another driver "And you want to be my latex deliveryman?"
I don't get it.
That is awesome. You should've left him a bottle of pepto with the tp lmao.Had a driver once write up his pkg car for and I quote " My stool is loose". After repairing the seat assy I place a roll of toilet paper hanging off the backup monitor, with a note try more fiber.
But wouldn't more fiber make him even more loose?
" You don't understand that the wife has to come first once in a while".
"It's easy for you to work, you're alone and have nobody. Probably never will. You don't understand that the wife (something you don't have and probably never will) has to come first once in a while".
One time we had a PCM given by some gung-ho rookie with about 4 months of seniority who had just joined the Safety Committee and was on a mission to change the world. He gave us this big elaborate demonstration of the proper way to lift an (empty) box up off the floor, while reciting the 8 keys to lifting and lowering. He then went around to each member of our group, placed a candy bar on the floor in front of us, and told us we could have the candy bar if we demonstrated proper lifting methods for getting it up off of the floor while at the same time accurately reciting the 8 keys. When it was my turn....I simply stepped on the candy bar and squashed it flat into the floor with my boot as I turned and walked away.
I don't get it.
"It's easy for you to work, you're alone and have nobody. Probably never will. You don't understand that the wife (something you don't have and probably never will) has to come first once in a while".
Sup: good morning
Me: blow me
My plan worked, he doesn't talk to me anymore.