Beware - DS Is Giving Us A Fright. He Thinks It's Naked Chat Night!!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Big Babooba, Sep 26, 2010.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    See for yourself!:wink2:
  2. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    DS has not been himself the last few weeks. It's about time someone else noticed it. I think it is time for an intervention.
  3. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Hockey season is approaching. He'll be OK.
  4. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    I thought all of us were naked in chat?

  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    How do you find chat?
  6. Nimnim

    Nimnim The Nim

    I know I usually am.
  7. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I've noticed a remarkable decline in DS' ability to stay in sync with reality and the normal flow of a conversation. Not coincidentally, he has been using avatars that are covers from a magazine called "Mad". I think this is a cry for help.

    DS, we are here for you , just let us know what we can do to help!
  8. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    maybe If klein came back ?
  9. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Look at the top of the screen, you will see a bunch of boxes under "not sponsored or endorsed by UPS", one of those boxes is titled "chatroom" , click upon that box and you will be transported to a netherland that is neither here or there, where up and down have no meaning, the next stop ....the twilight zone .
  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits."
  12. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    Uh, like, uh, man, how do you find the "top of the screen", man?

    "Boxes"? What boxes?
  13. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    No need .
    I have chopped up everything that could be wrong with me and put each in a little jar.
    I now have a lot of little jars.Because there is nothing more precious than a person allowing you into their soul.
    The fish in the sea want to be clams,but the clams know they are just a mushy blob of goo deep inside,and wish they were fish.
    People from New Guinea look at small animals as nice hats.The most humane thing in life is death.
    So you see pickup,I am one with the universe,knowing that the only God that matters lives in a cave somewhere in Iceland.
  14. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    This is what I am talking about!
  15. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    One day of retirement and your cognitive skills are already declining? :wink2:
  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Yeah, but I bet he can tell you which Hollywood stars are divorcing!
  17. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Captain/Moderator DS, I have something that I wish to discuss with you:

  18. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    totally clothed chat tonight
  19. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

  20. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I can see the eyes! Next Sunday is "Burka Chat Night"