Biggest UPS Driver Hit Piece Of The Year?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wally, Apr 6, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Veteran says speeding UPS truck killed his service dog

    Why was the dog loose?
    Is it a service dog just because you say it is?
    Did you have radar? How fast is too fast when your dog is left loose?
    What was your medical diagnosis for vertigo?
    Are you receiving government benefits?
    You seem not too dizzy in this hit piece, can you explain this?
     
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  2. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The letter in the report is from a social worker. This guy may have other problems.
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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Collusion!
     
  4. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Any driver knows not to go fast with all those speed bumps. Stuff will dump off the shelves.
     
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  5. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    This is for KOIN News. Your station sucks!
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  6. eats packages

    eats packages Tetris Master

    lol what has our completely average cbs affiliate station done to you.
     
  7. BradOcean

    BradOcean Member

    Emotional support dog I would believe is more accurate, they are not classified the same as service dogs.
     
  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Emotional support? It's a friggin' pet?
     
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  9. Coldworld

    Coldworld Bad mall cop...no donut!!!

    This happen somewhere in Oregon.... anywhere near @soberups ???
     
  10. Coldworld

    Coldworld Bad mall cop...no donut!!!

    Settle down Wally.... there are snowflake adults out there too.... the term snowflakes isn’t exclusive of Millennials
     
  11. eats packages

    eats packages Tetris Master

    1 mile away from portland is all it takes to enter hick county. Or forest grove lol.
     
  12. Yolo

    Yolo Active Member

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  13. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    I wonder if the driver had a 3-point seat belt?

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  14. Poop Head

    Poop Head Troll

    "[The driver] didn't even seem fazed by it," said Lewis.
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  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You know this was the biggest setup of all. Third flag this guy had to buy. The dog chewed the other two.
     
  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Is that woman Mom or girlfriend?
     
  17. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    The answer is yes.
     
  18. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    I can understand the emotional attachment to a pet....

    But, a flag draped body and a salute ?
     
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  19. Dog warden.

    Getting her ID out prior to writing him a citation for not registering the pancaked dog with the county and for allowing it to defecate in the street prior to being hit.
     
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  20. Because he was a deputy dog?
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