Call out excuses

[Indecisi0n]

Which one should I use tomorrow ?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Tell them that you will not be in as you are confused as to which restroom you are supposed to use.

 

[trickpony1]

Dave made a funny.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Which one should I use tomorrow ?

Anal leakage?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Dave made a funny.

I can't tell since I have him on ignore.

 

[over9five]

"My eyes hurt, I can't see coming in"

 

[Indecisi0n]

Herpies flare up.

 

[over9five]

"My package car inspection sticker is expired"

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Which one should I use tomorrow ?

The viagra hasn't worn off yet.
LLE.

 

[Indecisi0n]

The viagra hasn't worn off yet.
LLE.

Can you help?

 

[over9five]

Can you help?

Has it been over 5 hours?

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Has it been over 5 hours?

Bro...I was just about to post that..,lol

 

[Indecisi0n]

3 hrs but I'm hoping for 5-6 hour because I'm hanging my bath towel from it to dry.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

"My package car inspection sticker is expired"

 

[Covemastah]

Tell em your doing some united way work at an orphanage

 

[upsgrunt]

Years ago I was delivering to this place and this supervisor there, who was a friend of mine, says "you gotta hear this". He takes me into his office and plays a voicemail of an employee that called in with this excuse: "I can't come in today because I got my dog neutered and he ripped his stitches out, and now there is nothing back there but a big-ass hole"
I had tears in my eyes from laughing and laughed pretty much the rest of the day. Damn that felt good to laugh that hard.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Tell em your doing some united way work at an orphanage

Don't forget to log the hours in UPSers

 

[KOG72]

Tell'em you just got done drinking two hours ago can't make it

 

[BSWALKS]

Which one should I use tomorrow ?

So did u bang out? Did u give any excuse??

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

So did u bang out? Did u give any excuse??

"Out of town" visitor.