Calling all old guys (most of you)

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Nov 13, 2019.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why do all the old guys in the locker room not want to wear cloths ? It seems they all love walking around naked with their gray pubes and balls bouncing off their knees. They blow dry their hair naked , weight themselves naked, talk to their buddies naked . At the very least put a towel on .
     
  2. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    It’s because deep down there is no homo or hetero. It’s just sex. That being the case, well, at that age they can’t be blocking out half the population of possible partners.

    Make eye contact with one, maybe raise an eyebrow...

    See if you don’t happen to bump into each other on the parking lot.
     
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Are you saying your open to ... New experiences?
     
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    You looking for a sugar daddy?
     
  5. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    You’re
     
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  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Trying to understand .
     
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I totally understand you now ...*wink
     
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Do women walk about the ladies locker rooms with their beef curtains hanging out ?
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    @Operational needs ?
     
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  10. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    I haven’t been in a girl’s locker room since high school. I have no idea.
     
  11. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    You meant shower !! :)
     
  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Thats where all the nicely ironed, cut to perfection curtains are.
     
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Well I can't reach my entire back on my own .
     
  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    There is a certain group at the YMCA that do this hang out nude thing. Most of them are older lawyers. They will sit on a wood bench reading a newspaper in the buff or walk around stark ass naked. They give me the creeps. I never turn my back on them
     
  15. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    They just want you to know what's coming!!
     
  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    A locker room with showers? At UPS?
     
  17. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U can answer this
     
  18. Method Mensch

    Method Mensch Member

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  19. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member