China "Dog Meat" Festival Begins

[oldngray]

 

[Babagounj]

Once in a bar, myself and a few others convinced a guy that the hot pepper shaker were actually bacon bits.

 

[Operational needs]

i dont get why this redneck is getting all emotional for: his job is to rip baby pigs away from mom, and raise pigs in a tiny unsanitary room to be slaughtered anyways:

Hog farmer: I never imagined having to do this - CNN Video

You realize there’s a huge difference in raising pigs to be food and just killing pigs for the hell of it, right?

 

[Operational needs]

if america adopted a vegan taco diet then we wouldnt have this problem:

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There there you go again with “we”. You’re NOT American. You are Canadian.

 

[rickyb]

You realize there’s a huge difference in raising pigs to be food and just killing pigs for the hell of it, right?

they are raised to be killed either way

 

[It will be fine]

You realize there’s a huge difference in raising pigs to be food and just killing pigs for the hell of it, right?

There isn’t. You just use that as justification.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

You realize there’s a huge difference in raising pigs to be food and just killing pigs for the hell of it, right?

I have never shot a policeman!

 

[vantexan]

I have never shot a policeman!

Did you shoot the sheriff?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Did you shoot the sheriff?

I didn't shot no deputy!

 

[Babagounj]

Went food shopping today at Market Basket, no fresh cut pork. They replaced the entire aisle with jugs of water, some were flavored.

 

[Babagounj]

As I was putting in some lobster traps last week, some one stop and asked if I could catch some meat and pork in the traps.

 

[Wally]

Went food shopping today at Market Basket, no fresh cut pork. They replaced the entire aisle with jugs of water, some were flavored.

We have pork but beef is in short supply.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Went food shopping today at Market Basket, no fresh cut pork. They replaced the entire aisle with jugs of water, some were flavored.

Pork Soda?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

You realize there’s a huge difference in raising pigs to be food and just killing pigs for the hell of it, right?

If you ever had your yard torn up by pigs ... you'd kill them bastards just for the hell of it!

 

[rickyb]

americans are consuming 5x more artificial food color than they were in the 50 years ago i reckon. the europeans made food corporations put a warning on their products about the negative health affects associated with children and food dyes. the americans did not.

heres an example of whats in food dye "yellow 5":

 

[rickyb]

from CSPI

 

[rickyb]

I didn't shot no deputy!

is bob marley a socialist?

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

is bob marley a socialist?

He's dead.

 

[vantexan]

He's dead.

He used to play the triangle in the symphony. Now he's a dead ringer.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

He used to play the triangle in the symphony. Now he's a dead ringer.

I got a similar joke except it develops over 20 lines.