China "Dog Meat" Festival Begins

[vantexan]

I got a similar joke except it develops over 20 lines.

"Brevity is the soul of wit"
William Shakespeare

 

[Old Man Jingles]

"Brevity is the soul of wit"
William Shakespeare

That conceit is a window into his conceited nature but he was pith!

 

[rickyb]

as you all know im a huge fan of trail mix. im eating one with cranberries and dark chocolate and i dont like it as much as the plain one because of mms

 

[Operational needs]

as you all know im a huge fan of trail mix. im eating one with cranberries and dark chocolate and i dont like it as much as the plain one because of mms

 

[rickyb]

all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others:

 

[rickyb]

lotta fat s in north america, we should keep protesting and kill 2 birds with one stone:

 

[Operational needs]

China’s controversial dog meat festival opens despite government pushback

China’s controversial dog meat festival has kicked off despite new pushes from the government to improve animal welfare for health reasons stemming from the coronavirus pandemic. Thousands typicall…

nypost.com

@rickyb you’ll be happy to know the festival is being held once again.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Wally]

And let the fun begin...

China dog meat festival goes ahead but virus takes a toll

Volunteers at a Beijing dog shelter hand out treats to dozens of rescued animals which had been bound for a controversial dog meat festival under way this week in southern China. The annual event in Yulin city always provokes outrage from animal rights activists, but this year they hope the...

news.yahoo.com

 

[Wally]

"FETCH".... me my wok!

 

[Wally]

"How do you want yours done"?

"Golden"

"Yes, but how do you want that cooked"?

 

[oldngray]

time for Chow

 

[Wally]

Apparently, some of the dogs on the menu were service dogs for the blind. It seems the Chinese enjoy "see food"!

 

[rickyb]

@burrheadd TELL YOUR WIFE I FOUND SOME MUSIC FOR HER TO PLAY WHILE SHE SNEAKS AROUND THE HOUSE IN THE NIGHT CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE

 

[NAHimGOOD]

They released covid on us...

We should drop a few thousand Cujo's over there

 

[Wally]

They released covid on us...

We should drop a few thousand Cujo's over there

That's like rewarding bad behavior! They will end up in a wok faster than management cutting routes come Monday mornings.

 

[vantexan]

That's like rewarding bad behavior! They will end up in a wok faster than management cutting routes come Monday mornings.

Cujo probably means pot roast in Chinese.

 

[rickyb]

my mom cuts lettuce like a person with mental problems.

i told her if my wife ever did that i would file for divorce citing lettuce cutting as cause.

 

[Wally]

my mom cuts lettuce like a person with mental problems.

i told her if my wife ever did that i would file for divorce citing lettuce cutting as cause.

Folks making Caesar salad have been doing it like that since the ancient "Romaine" times.
the

 

[rickyb]

Folks making Caesar salad have been doing it like that since the ancient "Romaine" times.
the

mom keeps raping the fridge with mustard