Conversion Camp

I might go going away for a bit. Wife got me a few weeks at what she calls summer adult camp to help meet new people and just have a good time. She says I been working so hard I deserve the break. I read one of the letters in the camp that was in the trash while I was looking for a chicken wing I accidently threw out and it said conversion camp.

 

huh

 

That was my reaponse

 

You're married?

 

Snip snip conversion?

 

Aren't those outlawed in some states

 

Conversion? Good for you! You met a nice Irish Catholic gal!

 

I hear that Caitlyn Jenner teaches a class in the program.

 

Are those the camps they used to send little boys to because they chose to be gay?

 

Don't be silly . You don't choose to be gay... You catch it from people in close quarters like church .

 

Like in a Confessional?

 

Don't know . Our confessional was always "out of order" so we always did ours in a bathroom stall .

 

I heard it was from a public toilet seat!