Crap. I have a hernia.

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just confirms what I posted. You would rather commit fraud than admit you didn't do it at work (not talking about the original poster).

Keep up the great Teamster reputation.

Seriously how do you prove that it did or not happen at work? Those 130 pound pieces of furniture that I'm dragging to someone's house possibly couldn't be the reason.

 

[Turdferguson]

Just confirms what I posted. You would rather commit fraud than admit you didn't do it at work (not talking about the original poster).

Keep up the great Teamster reputation.

We learned it from management

 

[Turdferguson]

Seriously how do you prove that it did or not happen at work? Those 130 pound pieces of furniture that I'm dragging to someone's house possibly couldn't be the reason.

If you use your handcart you wouldn't be dragging it.
Push don't Pull
You're welcome

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

If you use your handcart you wouldn't be dragging it.
Push don't Pull
You're welcome

Thanks. Now go push a hand cart up 20 ing steps and tell me how that works out for you.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Aren't they all?

I had an ORS once, who after a driver called in with a case of the galloping turkey squirts, told the driver to eat some burnt toast, that it would clear it right up, and to come on in. The whole center had a big laugh at his expense. This is the same guy who would get his drivers in a circle at the AM meeting and make the driver hold a beach ball who was most overallowed the day before to signify "dropping the ball." Last I heard, he was a big shot in Atlanta now. Can't make this up. Go figure.

 

[Turdferguson]

Thanks. Now go push a hand cart up 20 ing steps and tell me how that works out for you.

Did you request help with the package ?
Work smart not hard

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Did you request help with the package ?
Work smart nonoti hard

I'm not some L*C* that works the customer counter.....

 

[Turdferguson]

I had an ORS once, who after a driver called in with a case of the galloping turkey squirts, told the driver to eat some burnt toast, that it would clear it right up, and to come on in. The whole center had a big laugh at his expense. This is the same guy who would get his drivers in a circle at the AM meeting and make the driver hold a beach ball who was most overallowed the day before to signify "dropping the ball." Last I heard, he was a big shot in Atlanta now. Can't make this up. Go figure.

I would have screamed in pain and collapsed to ground saying I threw my back out holding the beach ball

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm not some L*C* that works the customer counter.....

Because we know how to properly move packages without hurting ourselves?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Because we know how to properly move packages without hurting ourselves?

You can't even stand up without a cane.

 

[Turdferguson]

You can't even stand up without a cane.

I wish I had a cane. That would be sweet. I could shake it at unruly customers calling them punk kids

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I wish I had a cane. That would be sweet. I could shack it at unruly customers calling them punk kids

Or you could sit on it....

 

[Turdferguson]

Or you could sit on it....

I got chairs for that. Remember work smart not hard

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I got chairs for that. Remember work smart not hard

Go shave your moustache. @RonBurgandy?????????? Is jealous

 

[Turdferguson]

Go shave your moustache. @RonBurgandy?????????? Is jealous

Good. Next time I trim it I'll send him the clippings, maybe add some toenails in with it. Shoot me his address in PM

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Good. Next time I trim it I'll send him the clippings, maybe add some toenails in with it. Shoot me his address in PM

Crap in the box and I'll even pay for next day air shipping


.

Early AM. HE CAN OPEN IT BEFORE WORK

 

[Turdferguson]

Crap in the box and I'll even pay for next day air shipping


.

Early AM. HE CAN OPEN IT BEFORE WORK

I am saving my poop. I can't spare any of that right now

 

[Hannah-banana]

Just confirms what I posted. You would rather commit fraud than admit you didn't do it at work (not talking about the original poster).

Keep up the great Teamster reputation.

Yes I'm aware that inguinal hernias happen when a person has this natural susceptibility. However, I am sure that loading 150lb boxes was the factor that pushed my guts out the susceptible hole in question.

 

[Turdferguson]

Yes I'm aware that inguinal hernias happen when a person has this natural susceptibility. However, I am sure that loading 150 loading boxes was the factor that pushed my guts out the susceptible hole in question.

@Dragon

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Just confirms what I posted. You would rather commit fraud than admit you didn't do it at work (not talking about the original poster).

Keep up the great Teamster reputation.

Keep up the Managememt are rep.