Creepy old lady becoming obsessed with me.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by sixtothehead, Sep 15, 2018.

  1. sixtothehead

    sixtothehead New Member

    This lady has been ordering stuff nonstop. She literally waits for me outside or just looking outside her window waiting for her stuff. She has probably spent at least $5k on shipping in the last 6 months. She orders tons of small stuff like from the same company. I swear she orders :censored2: so that I come at least once a day. It's getting creepy mainly because every time I hand her package she never looks at the package but has her eyes locked on me. I tried being friendly at first a little hi there how are you, but now she wants to talk about other stuff like how much can I bench and if I'm married. Everyone at work knows her cause when I'm on vacation whoever covers my route will tell me this weird ass old lady is asking about me and when I will come back. I would just DR and run but she is OUTSIDE waiting for me its creeping me out. What do i do at this point?
     
  2. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Do you want me to change the title and add "On Topic" to it? This should be amusing this morning.
     
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  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescil Vulnere Virtus

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  4. Jody43

    Jody43 Member

    Throw her a bang and move on wimp
     
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  5. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Damn, son. Is she cougarish???
     
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  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  7. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescil Vulnere Virtus

    Nooooo! Lol.
     
  8. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Looks like mine and the stray I found last year!
     
  9. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

  10. Poop Head

    Poop Head Poop is funny

    LMFAO
     
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  12. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Having "fans" is just part of the job. Where is @Indecision or @Turdferguson when you need their guidance on such important matters?
     
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  13. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescil Vulnere Virtus

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  14. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    You guys are harsh! My mind went straight to something like Sally Field, the Queen of Cougars for some reason.

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  15. Dulce Bombón

    Dulce Bombón I'm Legal Gringo! UPS Latina Heat! Haters ❤ me!

  16. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I never really thought of her as a cougar. She usually dated older guys.
     
  17. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Not exactly what I meant...
     
  18. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

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  19. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire


    Just how old and creepy are we talking about?

    Pics would help to advise how to proceed
     
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  20. Froome

    Froome Member

    Maybe you should tell her the Fedx man is dreamy. Just don't go in the house you may never get out.