Don't Read This Thread If You Like Pickles! Hint: Florida

[Wally]

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

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[Wally]

Wth?

 

[Wally]

The judge might lecture him to avoid a "life of brine".

 

[Poop Head]

The judge might lecture him to avoid a "life of brine".

His actions were not "kosher"?

 

[vantexan]

His actions were not "kosher"?

Adds a whole new meaning to Peter Piper.

 

[Box Ox]

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

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[Wally]

Do the cops throw up when they arrive on the scene, that is, did they want to "cuke"???

 

[Fred's Myth]

Do the cops throw up when they arrive on the scene, that is, did they want to "cuke"???

He was cukeholding himself.

 

[El Correcto]

Pickle-Packing Perv Popped On Private Premise

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspici

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How ironic, he ended up finding himself in quite a pickle.

 

[Babagounj]

Must have been a really slow news day.