To be honest with you, I'm not much into sporting events, but "come on man!"
Do you really think this cheap-ass company would pay a shill to troll these boards?
Do you really think your average Express employee isn't privy to the dead-end nature of the gig? Do you ever listen to the comments intentionally made within earshot of management during stretch-and-flex?
By the way, I was an investigator (briefly) prior to opening my deli, and based on the information you have provided about yourself - assuming it's not message board bravado - it wouldn't take much for the company to sniff you out if that was their intention. If you like, PM me and I will point out where you went wrong, but trust me, the company doesn't give a damn about you.