What you say the criminal is thinking:
What will actually happen:
First off, if I'm breaking into your house.BAM!
The "criminal mind" won't have time to think the rest as a 9mm hollowpoint turns it into a scrambled egg. End of story.
And I said before, it's a role of the dice and by the time the criminal enters the house, he doesn't care, so make sure you don't wet yourself and miss.