Cookouts ! Fedex employees (especially couriers) will sell their souls to the devil (Fedex management) if their station managers decide to have a cookout ! Its time for you to take a stand ! "Just say no to Fedex cookouts" ! Buy your own groceries ! Pack your own lunch ! Aren't you tired of being labelled scum, sellout, brown nose, and traitor ? Tell management to take their freezer burned brats and ice cream and shove it up their "you know what" ! Punch in Go do your job Punch out, then leave the premises immediately ! Otherwise, just quit !