How many of you guys have had your wife cheat on you?

[cosmo1]

Is that a Country Western song?

No dog or pickup truck.

 

[Poop Head]

Well, to a gal like you, maybe delivering boxes is the pinnacle of achievement.
Don’t get me wrong, we need people to do it, but it’s not like a super dangerous mission everyday....

I heard we were getting some little birds soon.

 

[Hot Carl]

Is that a Country Western song?

I'm pretty sure one of them had his pickup truck stolen too, so yeah, probably.

 

[No1 Special]

No dog or pickup truck.

I was drunk the day my momma got outa prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got run over by the damned ole train. Now that is the perfect C&W song.

 

[rod]

I was drunk the day my momma got outa prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got run over by the damned ole train. Now that is the perfect C&W song.

 

[NAHimGOOD]

Sheesh

 

[Yeet]

I’ve heard it’s about a 70% divorce rate in feeders although I’m not buying. I have a good, faithful wife who stuck with me when I wasn’t s*. She ain’t leaving me now. Although I have suspicions about @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’ve heard it’s about a 70% divorce rate in feeders although I’m not buying. I have a good, faithful wife who stuck with me when I wasn’t s*. She ain’t leaving me now. Although I have suspicions about @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

I just stopped over your house to borrow a pair of socks....

 

[Non sequitur]

I just threw my morning coffee out and poured me a whiskey.

 

[Indecisi0n]

If you catch the wife with another dude show your dominance by also having sex with a dude.

 

[Wally]

I was only able to find evidence of delivery drivers banging hot housewives.

Look, if you are in the divorce process it is not cheating, so lets stop that talk.

 

[Lineandinitial]

I just stopped over your house to borrow a pair of socks....

I’m missing a pair of socks.
Did you see some blue ones over there?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’m missing a pair of socks.
Did you see some blue ones over there?

That must have been a FedEx driver

 

[Lineandinitial]

That must have been a FedEx driver

Oh, that’s Bob.... he’s always over there.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh, that’s Bob.... he’s always over there.

LMAO

 

[NAHimGOOD]

I’ve heard it’s about a 70% divorce rate in feeders although I’m not buying. I have a good, faithful wife who stuck with me when I wasn’t s*. She ain’t leaving me now. Although I have suspicions about @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

Untie the poor woman.

Sheesh

 

[Yeet]

I’m missing a pair of socks.
Did you see some blue ones over there?

That must have been a FedEx driver

Oh, that’s Bob.... he’s always over there.

Alright I guess I’m changing my vote.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Alright I guess I’m changing my vote.

I would have stolen one of your uniforms too but they're way too big for me

 

[Yeet]

I would have stolen one of your uniforms too but they're way too big for me

Hell, take em. They’re too small for me.

 

[Yeet]

Untie the poor woman.

Sheesh

I would but she likes it like that...