I am very concerned...

Incongruity

Banned
This is a story bout a mod named Hoax
controls the crowds with some humerous pokes
some posters think his routine could be finer
likes to cut you with a dry one liner

looking at his avatar could give you a throw
pic looks like he's a drunk from skid row
good ole boy looks that suggest he's all right
actually a geek running the company web site

can't speak freely without the company nod
company moderates the BC mod
hey there hoax make sure you watch what you say
don't want your loose lips giving our secrets away

I'm sure you have some great thoughts to share
you seem a deep thinker that is very aware
the company appreciates your opinion best
when its not shared so give it a rest

we don't pay you to speak your mind
don't speak bad on your management kind
shut your mouth and keep it in
speaking freely is always a sin

Its important you feel like you can say your peace
but if you do so we cancel your employment lease
feel important like a partner and leader
keep your mouth shut or be run over by a feeder

true love to us is your obedience and submission
do not listen and you will experience attrition
slave away and be the man
hide in the dark avoid the tan
 

Catatonic

Nine Lives
This is a story bout a mod named Hoax
controls the crowds with some humerous pokes
.....
Excellent... I like it!

except for that part about cow-towing <sic> the company line ...

and maybe the "throw me a bone" reference was a bit obtuse.


obsequiously yours,

The Hoaxster
 
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